kwikemart:

i envision a relationship with every single person i find attractive and i need to stop doing that cause its getting my hopes up for nothing and making me sad

(via smoakylight)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via indirapalmer)

thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

(via funnybro)

2 days ago

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

(via verysiriuspotterhead)

ramsayspizzapockets:

And there goes the entire Marianas Trench fandom

allaboutjoshramsay:

I totally understand why people might not like Pop 101, but you have to understand, the song is basically a joke, you can’t take it seriously.

The lyrics are sassy, sarcastic, but they’re basically trying to show what the typical standards of pop music is now. I honestly don’t think they’re…