sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

(Source: kinkylupin, via deadpotter)

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outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via yousaidyouwantme)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via pug-pill0ws)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via yousaidyouwantme)

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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(via district12-trencher)